Happy Birthday Denmark!

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birthday today [8.5.]
NO fucking WAY

[[OOC: Hey GUYS! No post today, cause it’s my birthday!!!!!!!!!]]

who needs the kesese song on their blog?
i think u do
W-WT- WHAT THE- XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Deine Mutter/Your Mother


Ehhhhh…. DEINE MUDDA!

Deine Mudda! [is an’German-insult-joke]
for example: Your mother is too ugly for phone se*. or Your mother was shot by ivory dealers.
We say “Mudda” not “Mutter” , cause it’s a joke. Get it!?
We also say “Mama” -> “mum”/”mom”
Real Word is: Mutter! -> Mother!
crush on you


I HAVE DEVELOPED A CRUSH ON MY FOLLOWER!
fritz


HAHAHAHAH THAT WOULD BE A JOKE!

but…. it’s not a fake/joke or what ever-… I would love him!
Germany & Prussia working out.
i cANT FUCK IN BRE A THE OK JUS TLOOK AT THIS FUCKING SCENE THEY HAVE FUCKIN MATCHING OUTFITS AN DTHEY’RE LIFTING WEIGHTS IN THE FUCKING HALLWAY LIKE ‘YEAH THIS IS A NORMAL FUCKING BROTHERLY BONDING TIME’ AND PRUSSIA IS SO MUCH SHORTER THAN GERMANY AND LOOKS FUCKING WEAKE R BUT THEN GERMANY FUCKING TIRES OUT BEFORE HIM AND IM LAUGHIGN
ALSO GERMANY IS MORE WHITE THAN PRUSSIA
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT
Well, I don’t know about the whiter part, except maybe Prussia sunbathes in the nude, or something, while Germany dresses conservatively, except in summer, while running around in short-shorts with Italy, and asking to spray off Japan’s back with the hose.
The tired part, though: I know athletes are told not to have sex before a big game, because it makes their bodies weaker, so…
Maybe Germany is getting laid, and Prussia isn’t.
(Cough, cough…Gerita)
Ha. That, or Prussia is older, and therefore, more conditioned to strength-training.
And younger siblings are usually taller than older siblings…
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..you, my beloved followers!
Inventacos!!
What the hell is the first one supposed to help with???
And then the last one is just a nokia phone???????
help im so confused
First one is probably helping with smudging your screen, and Nokia=unbreakable phone.
PFF XD
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Leipziger Buchmesse [German Convention] with AWESOME me and Antonio Fernandez Carriedo~](http://25.media.tumblr.com/e0292e83dd9920a67bd54a4983451712/tumblr_mjtro9Ahzk1rgpxxno1_500.jpg)